Why not try dusting off one of Stephen King’s lousier films?

Remake This! Graveyard Shift
by Blake Goble
on October 14, 2015, 1:30am
Why not try dusting off one of Stephen King’s lousier films?
What has Hollywood been missing? Naked space vampires!
The time is now for Frank Castle to step into the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Dare someone try again to adapt this “un-adaptable” novel?
It’s about time we got the Vonnegut film we deserve.
It’s time for a happier, feminine superhero film.
But first we must learn one valuable lesson: no mo-cap.
We need “a real life-saving, mind-craving hero for the world today” again.