Eric Johnson

Film Review: Fifty Shades Freed Is Too Despicable to Even Be Enjoyably Bad

Modern Hollywood’s tawdriest franchise ends with this thoroughly flaccid climax.

by Allison Shoemaker

on February 08, 2018, 3:51pm

Film Review: Fifty Shades Darker

The continuing romance of Ana and Christian comes up short in story and titillation alike.

by Allison Shoemaker

on February 09, 2017, 5:23pm

Fifty Shades Darker trailer fucks up Beyoncé’s “Crazy in Love”, offers headache — watch

This is totally safe for work, this is totally safe for your parents, this is totally garbage.

by Michael Roffman

on September 13, 2016, 11:19am